Run Home Ralph

written by: John Robie

You egotistical son-of-a-bitch. Didn't 2000 show you that if you refuse to choose between the lesser of two evils, all you get is the greater evil? If we get stuck with Bush for 4 more years, I will personally buy a Corvair and drive it up your ass. Repeatedly.

Ask Ross Perot and Lyndon Laruche, it's only quixotic and cute the first time, after that you're just irritating everyone.

Just remember Ralph, 2005: if Bush gets reelected, your ass has a date with my new Corvair. Don't say I didn't warn you.

Your Pal

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(More to follow once I get my RAGE under control)

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